Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, including 86% of those arrested for marijuana possession in New York …
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I love seeing Americans "bragging" about their "awesome" hockey program. Canadas men are better than ALL else. Mcdavid Mackinnon Crosby, anyone wanna try matching that? Those are the 3 best hockey players in the world today all Canadian.
The majority of these clips have Colin on the thumbnail, but this one which title had to do with marijuana arrests had Michael on the thumbnail and he didn't even do the story. What's up with that?
Oh God, Leslie said something comparing male and female athletes… I'll save you the debate: Many sports have world records How many of those are held by female athletes? Not many but also NOT ZERO. So that's the result: Some sports are "neutral", most aren't though.
Toxic femininity is so obnoxious. Especially since the only reason they are sitting on TV and talking to guys like that is because guys allowed them to… it’s like letting your kid win in a game of basketball and then he starts calling you a little bitch… the pendulum has swung way too far in the opposite direction.
😎 So there's GOOD NEWS for anyone wanting to CLONE their pet dog: The price has gone DOWN from ($100,000) to ONLY ($50,000.) For cats it's about half the price. Sounds like a real 'STEAL' to me❗ 😅
People used to make fun of me because I had payless shoes. I remember it perfectly. Now all I care about is money and shoving it down everyone's throat 😎
Hahahahahahahahahaha I love seeing Americans "bragging" about their "awesome" hockey program. Canadas men are better than ALL else. Mcdavid Mackinnon Crosby, anyone wanna try matching that? Those are the 3 best hockey players in the world today all Canadian.
Leslieeeeee 😂😂😂
The majority of these clips have Colin on the thumbnail, but this one which title had to do with marijuana arrests had Michael on the thumbnail and he didn't even do the story. What's up with that?
I was born on Oscar night.
Awkward Fonze is on point. He perfectly nails that character!
Hockey is like football except they’re encouraged to pummel each other. It’ the one violent thing Canada has.
8:13 cheating bitch
I love Leslie
Leslie Jones is a cutie sweetpea.
3:58 Kyle almost broke. Lets go bois
Cringy Kyle. The thing of it is, he probably wrote that himself
Lowkey those fake shoes are fire
Kyle is great
LJ could be a one woman hockey team.
Kyle Mooney is not funny.
Oh God, Leslie said something comparing male and female athletes…
I'll save you the debate: Many sports have world records How many of those are held by female athletes? Not many but also NOT ZERO.
So that's the result: Some sports are "neutral", most aren't though.
Leslie Jones how to be funny tips: Scream and talk incredibly loud
Leslie is a god! "Snow Muffin".
I couldn't enjoy this one. Not a fan of Kyle and definitely not Leslie. He's bland and she's the stereotype.
Hillary has all her teeth. No way she's a hockey player.
why does this segment always feel like a competition?
Women play hockey?
Cloning a dog is disgraceful. Cloning period is disgraceful. All those poor dogs in cages that need a home and she spends thousands for nothing.
Kyle sucks.
These are the 3 funniest dudes on snl
Not gonna lie, I half expected Hillary Clinton to pop out with a hockey stick.
So even to a female being called a female is an insult? 🙄
Be nice if Leslie Jones was even a little funny… I so want her bits to be funny, but nope
Oscar party and beta males who knew
Cheers to SNL for being comics this time.
Like Leslie but on a binge watch she gets too much time on Weekend Update 😩 gotta forward through sometimes
I love Leslie jones
That right there. If girls rule the world, then the feminists trying for equality failed miserably. We r going back to where we started.
Michael Che has resting stoned face.
What the fucking hell do we need a Women's History Month for?
Hillary is a Trans athlete right?
Collin holds his own till the very end
Toxic femininity is so obnoxious. Especially since the only reason they are sitting on TV and talking to guys like that is because guys allowed them to… it’s like letting your kid win in a game of basketball and then he starts calling you a little bitch… the pendulum has swung way too far in the opposite direction.
"Leslie Jones has psychotic breakdown, and drags Olympic athletic into it."
colin. YOUS A BITCH
Pro-Wings are way better than those knock offs!!
So do the head writers always host the weekend update?
No ill will toward Colin, but omg I love LJ
😎 So there's GOOD NEWS for anyone wanting to CLONE their pet dog: The price has gone DOWN from ($100,000) to ONLY ($50,000.) For cats it's about half the price. Sounds like a real 'STEAL' to me❗ 😅
Pay me 250$ for singing. Bring 30,000 friends. I gotta clone some dogs.
If they stopped and frisked white guys the jail would look like a Dave Mathews concert.
People used to make fun of me because I had payless shoes. I remember it perfectly. Now all I care about is money and shoving it down everyone's throat 😎
leslie knows wassup with korean bbq
Nothing is funny about Jesus Christ our king of kings.